Showering: you aren’t a tortured artist, you’re smelly!
Wine drunk: it’s classy.
Beer drunk: it’s rugged.
Miscellaneous Drunk: shut up, mom, it’s not a problem.
Date your friend: reduce!
Date your ex: reuse!
Date your friend’s ex: recycle!

Showering: you aren’t a tortured artist, you’re smelly!
Wine drunk: it’s classy.
Beer drunk: it’s rugged.
Miscellaneous Drunk: shut up, mom, it’s not a problem.
Date your friend: reduce!
Date your ex: reuse!
Date your friend’s ex: recycle!