“It’s Raining Tacos” – Parry Gripp
What better song to make you thirsty than a song about being hungry! Gripp’s smooth, sultry croon—coupled with jubilant, maximalist production—makes for one of the most sensual sonic experiences available on streaming.
“The Star Spangled Banner” – Francis Scott Key
The Star Spankled Banger. The ramparts were gallantly STREAMING??? (ayo). The bombs BURSTING in air??? (pause).
“Despacito” – Luis Fonsi
What better way to show that you are a culturally-conscious sex-haver than by playing a song in Spanish!
“Sexy Bitch” – David Guetta ft. Akon
Explicitly telling your hook-up that they’re sexy is so overrated. Let the music speak.
“Life is a Highway” – Rascal Flatts
A throbbing beat…suggestive lyrics…you’ll want to ride it all night long with this song as the soundtrack.
“River” – Joni Mitchell
He’ll turn you into a river with Joni playing in the bedroom.
Symphony No. 5 – Beethoven
Impress your hook-up with a classy pick.
“Fitter Happier” – Radiohead
This song will appeal to all of your Her/Ex Machina fantasies. Feel the groove and make a move!
“Soothing Rain Sounds (10 Hour Version)” – Nature Music
Tap into those mammalian instincts by getting in touch with Mother Nature! Hear the pitter-patter of peaceful precipitation while you penetrate with your penis!