In my life, I’ve experienced little death. Not little death as in “la petite mort,” as in orgasm. Little death as in few funerals. As in only my grandfather’s. He’s been dead
Simulacra and (Nipple) S(t)imulation Josie Ingall It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a Hanes Boys Ribbed Tank must be in want of her nipples being visibly
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A painting: three regions of color: dirty-green, pink-yellow, purple-pink. Mark Rothko, Untitled. Finished in the early 1950s. It lives at the Tate Britain, in a room full of unfinished works by JMW
It’s November—that time of year when every laptop screen in your 300-person lecture transitions from Instagram to CourseTable. Instead of watching reels about cake making or stalking high school exes, students stare
I smirk a little every time I see the long, dreary face of Nicolas Cage in new trailers nowadays, amused by the “just having fun” phase of his career he has sunk
Blood sinks alongside the body that once contained it, the limited sunlight striking through the translucent, now-broken ice and causing the water to shimmer with red. Cannon fire and screams and hoof-slaps
Judges 15:15 is a column by Joshua Bolchover, SY ’25 and Judah Millen, PC ’24. The name of the column refers to the Old Testament passage in which Samson slays a thousand
Since rising to prominence in 2020 with “WHATS POPPIN,” Jack Harlow has been everywhere. He’s released three studio albums, graced magazine covers, starred in a Super Bowl ad, and even made his
The only time during the semester when it’s safe to say midterm season is over is now: the two-week scramble and tumble into Reading Week is all about a different kind of
The Optional Practical Training (OPT) is the single most nerve-wracking aspect of being an international student. OPT documentation is what allows international students on an F-1 visa to be employed in the
Against popular opinion, I find Halloween to be the least scary time of year. “Spooky season” normalizes the skeletons and ghasts and butchered pumpkins that would frighten at least the very young.
A story adapted from my mom’s high school diary. It’s written in Persian—it’s been so long since my mom has been to Iran that she couldn’t translate it in full, so most
If you travel far enough down Whalley Avenue, past the Popeyes, the Stop and Shop, and the Walgreens, you’ll be greeted by “Welcome to Westville” posters advertising the art, restaurants, amenities, and
Faux Pas Voices by Gavin Guerrette Metamorphosis, through jpegs and wool Voices by Kaylee Chen Tony P: Consultant, Influencer, Cool Guy? Reflections by Cameron Jones A Peace of Poetry or: How I
Ask Joehoru is a weekly column where Joanna (JE ’25) answers her Instagram followers’ questions. DM her @joehoru or watch out for a weekly question sticker on her story to get her