1. Bald Child Alignment Chart
2. Agüita
New album by Gabriel Garzón-Montano offers reggaeton bangers and ambient ballads
3. The Wild Iris by Louise Glück
Deeply emotional poetry from a Yale professor and now Nobel Prize Winner!
4. Enola Holmes
Millie Bobby Brown stars as the incredibly precocious younger sister of Sherlock Holmes (ridiculously dashing Henry Cavill), exploring turn-of-the-century London
5. Learning how to drive
6. Savage Mode II
21 Savage and Metro Boomin return with an even more triumphant masterpiece, narrated by none other than Morgan Freeman
7. “Snow Days” in January 😉
No school all month!!!
8. Raised by Wolves
You can take Ridley Scott out of the Alien franchise, but you apparently cannot take his weird obsession with naked humanoid figures out of him.
9. Ziwe Fumudoh’s twitter
Literally the only funny talk show host in history
10. Bass Tone Paintings
Album of seventeen one-minute songs by The Growth Eternal with experimental autotune singing
