Rushing up Science Hill
On my own two feet
Walking as fast as my own two crocs
Could carry me
But oh, I wish I could soar
Like scooter boy
Large man on small deck
Tiny wheels
Gliding along the pavement
I am no physics major
But I could have sworn that this man
Defied gravity
As he ascended the hill
With a flurry of legs
Upon arrival
The muscular bro
Folded his scooter
Gently
Tucked it under his arm
Tenderly
And carried it inside as if
It were his own child
Rushing up Science Hill
On my own two feet
Walking as fast as my own two crocs
Could carry me
But oh, I wish I could soar
Like scooter boy
Large man on small deck
Tiny wheels
Gliding along the pavement
I am no physics major
But I could have sworn that this man
Defied gravity
As he ascended the hill
With a flurry of legs
Upon arrival
The muscular bro
Folded his scooter
Gently
Tucked it under his arm
Tenderly
And carried it inside as if
It were his own child