Rushing up Science Hill On my own two feet Walking as fast as my own two crocs Could carry me But oh, I wish I could soar Like scooter boy Large man on small deck Tiny wheels Gliding along the pavement I am no physics major But I could have sworn that this man Defied gravity As he ascended the hill With a flurry of legs Upon arrival The muscular bro Folded his scooter Gently Tucked it under his arm Tenderly And carried it inside as if It were his own child