- GoGo Squeez: we were today years old when we learned that there are jokes on the bottom!
- Visits at the McClellan COVID playpen: your COVID-ridden besties are just a green fence away!
- Jitter Bus stickers: show off your coffee addiction with ~style~
- The iced chai at Atticus: prepare to get hooked
- Heckling Yale tours: save them before it’s too late
- Learning how to read tarot cards: the future is unpredictable, but it doesn’t have to be
- 3-hour Youtube Video Essays: you’re not doing work anyways, might as well learn about the Neurosis of Cat Valentine
- Wearing your mask: it’s not hard.
- Calling your parents: why do you never call?
- Calling your grandparents: why do you never call?????
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