- Yale getting a new registration system: waitlisted at 8:05 AM? Really???
- Taking an hour out of your weekend to tour HQ: it’s like a corn maze, except the scarecrow in the middle is a French professor.
- Big Little Lies: two seasons to distract yourself with the next time you’re in quarantine.
- Listening to Spotify’s Halloween Surf Rock playlist: ain’t nothing like an incredibly niche musical genre to brighten up your day.
- Elizabeth Bishop: good poetry lasts for a reason, man.
- Build-A-Bear Workshop: everyone deserves a cuddle!
- Atlanta Season 3: just when you thought Tupac was gone…
- Double-dipping: just take the leap.
- Google Sheets: you gotta decide between your summer job offers somehow.
- Hulu’s The Dropout: stay in school, kids. And stop quoting Steve Jobs.
