- Hoarding Snackpass coins: those chicks aren’t gonna dress themselves!
- Running your fashion choices by literally anyone: we miss the old Kanye…
- The Arctic Monkeys’ new song Body Paint: a listen a day keeps the paintball shooters away!
- Four-year-old edibles: if you were wondering, they do still work.
- Steve Lacy’s Apollo XXI: break that bad habit of only listening to Bad Habit…
- Smino and J. Cole’s new single 90 Proof: it is illegal to consume alcohol under the age of 21 in the state of Connecticut.
- The New Haven Night Market on 10/14: who cares if the freaks come out at night?
- Investing in a good vibrator: it’s either that or Steve from JE…
- Talking across bathroom stalls: where you can gripe and wipe at the same time.
- Deodorant: @ the Yale Record.
