- Yarmulkes: to cover your bald spot.
- Santa: we need something to believe in now that birds aren’t real.
- Sleeping with a spoon under your pillow: almost like being spooned…
- SZA’s new album SOS: if it flops Yale will divest from fossil fuels.
- Reviving your old Lego set: time to put those knolling skillz to the test.
- The shamash: the religious way to light your joint.
- Credit D-ing a class: oops you missed the deadline!
- Ending things at 8: Chappy Chanukkah!
