Harold Recommends (Feb. 5, 2023)

Belly button rings: like a doorbell for your tummy. DING DONG!
Love Island UK Season 9: big boobs and british baccents.
Keeping your mind in the gutter: Pennywise lives there.
Daniel Caesar’s new song “Do You Like Me?”: lowkey pick me energy, but good vibes.
Reviving board games: they are fun and flat like the Earth!
Future History by Jason Derulo: it may be over a decade old, but the future is history…
House music at parties, but not Drake. Please no more Drake.
Celibacy: this ain’t the sex issue. Yet.
Not being able to grow facial hair: no crumbs in this imaginary beard!
Normalizing pajamas at 4 PM: take your jean off, bitch.