- Sex before marriage: fuck the elders. literally.
- Electric play: don’t knock it ‘till you’ve fried it.
- Puss in Boots: pussy so good, make you say purr.
- Seminars: who needs Tinder.
- Beastiality: Handsome Dan been lookin pretty handsome…
- 9.
- Masturbating with da homies: bonus points for headshots!
- Sex in your roommate’s bed: mark your territory.
- Celibacy: you took DS for a reason.
- UTI’s: worth it.
