Harold Recommends: Sex Edition

  1. Sex before marriage: fuck the elders. literally.
  2. Electric play: don’t knock it ‘till you’ve fried it.
  3. Puss in Boots: pussy so good, make you say purr.
  4. Seminars: who needs Tinder.
  5. Beastiality: Handsome Dan been lookin pretty handsome…
  6. 9. 
  7. Masturbating with da homies: bonus points for headshots!
  8. Sex in your roommate’s bed: mark your territory. 
  9. Celibacy: you took DS for a reason.
  10.  UTI’s: worth it.

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