- Going outside and touching grass: get some perspective.
- Going outside and touching ass: get some.
- Bass cubicles: start your corporate life early!
- Big pants: like a parachute for your crotch.
- On Being with Krista Tippett: fight those Sunday scaries, my man.
- “A Case of You” by Joni Mitchell: back on Spotify.
- Maison Mathis’s Belgian mocha: yummy drink!
- Taking your waffle out of the waffle machine: IT’S MY FUCKING TURN.
- Carlie Hanson: the perfect femme indie pop fix.
- Tipping your Herald reviews editors: we need funds for matching PJs. Also drugs.
