- Congratulating your local white woman: celebrate Gwyneth Paltrow’s win!
- 6lack’s new album Since I Have A Lover: at least someone do.
- Mud on yo face: tired of seeing that shit.
- JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown’s SCARING THE HOES: you do that on the daily thooo.
- Cleaning yo ears: so we can tell you you a bitch, bitch.
- Becoming a Fizz influencer: one step closer to becoming a cult leader.
- Snoring during a one night stand: you won’t be invited back!
- Tyler’s new song DOGTOOTH: tf wrong with yo teeth, dog.
- Nametags: who tf is you?
- Happy hour rn: we already there wya?
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