Harold Recommends (April 2, 2023)

  1. Congratulating your local white woman: celebrate Gwyneth Paltrow’s win!
  2. 6lack’s new album Since I Have A Lover: at least someone do.
  3. Mud on yo face: tired of seeing that shit.
  4. JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown’s SCARING THE HOES: you do that on the daily thooo.
  5. Cleaning yo ears: so we can tell you you a bitch, bitch.
  6. Becoming a Fizz influencer: one step closer to becoming a cult leader.
  7. Snoring during a one night stand: you won’t be invited back!
  8. Tyler’s new song DOGTOOTH: tf wrong with yo teeth, dog. 
  9. Nametags: who tf is you?
  10. Happy hour rn: we already there wya?

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