- How I Met Your Mother: can’t remember but the sex was aight.
- Milk: oat, almond, breast, goat—you name it, I’ll drink it.
- Dudes named Oedipus: hehe *eyes emoji*
- 1-877-Kars4Kids: met my mom like this 5/5 stars!
- MILFS: not my mom, well actually wait ahhh idk this is weird.
- Mother’s Day: they worked hard for it.
- Lady Bird: I loveddd watching this one with my mom!
- Lesbianism: two is better than one!
- The Talk: wait it goes in WHAT???
- Daddies: like…i guess?
