Ask Joehoru is a weekly column where Joanna (JE ’25) answers her Instagram followers’ questions. DM her @joehoru or watch out for a weekly question sticker on her story to get her thought-provoking answers.
Do you ever get sad? Do you ever yearn? Do you ever feel? If you answered yes to any of these questions…you’re kinda corny. But it’s okay. You’re not alone. This week’s questions are personal. Maybe even…deep.
Q: When we die, where do we go?
A: Hopefully, a Peruvian restaurant.
Q: Would you rather live forever or live a thousand lives?
A: I’m going to live forever because joehoru is forever.
Q: Who’s ur favorite person ever (me it’s me)?
A: me You want to know who’s my favorite person ever? Read the first word.
Q: As president of joehoru nation who do you pick to be Yale’s next president?
A: the girl reading this <3
Q: How is Joanna Ruiz the coolest cat on campus?
A: Guys I swear I didn’t ask myself this question. This is a real question. And I think the answer is a can-do attitude and the supernatural ability to pull myself up by my bootstraps. If this column teaches you anything, it should be that anything is possible if you just believe in yourself. Remember—being poor is a mindset. Being broke is just a temporary state. Get your money up and not your funny up. They call me hood rat the way I be getting this cheese. Everyone else was so focused on the cheese they forgot about the trap. And you know what else? Last week, I fucked around and got a triple-double. In conclusion, real Gs move in silence like the G in lasaña. If you follow these guidelines, maybe you can be as cool as me.
Q: Does joehoru ever experience self doubt and if so how do you deal with it?
A: I think I do. But then I just pretend I have fans and that people read my column and I feel better. Joehoru nation forever!