1. Cumming first: winners wait for no one
2. Deleting Snapchat: middle school streaks were meant to die
3. Morning coffee at Gather in East Rock: pay your price all month long
4. Running a half marathon: easier than a full one
5. Sneezing during sex: shockingly erotic
6. Sidewalk chalk: release your inner child
7. Breathing fire: one step closer to dragon-mode
8. Heckling: some of these performance groups kinda suck
9. Eating chalk: it’s like TUMS but less medicinal
10. Shutting the fuck up: you need to chill.
