Harold Recommends (November 5th, 2023)

1. Cumming first: winners wait for no one

2. Deleting Snapchat: middle school streaks were meant to die

3. Morning coffee at Gather in East Rock: pay your price all month long

4. Running a half marathon: easier than a full one 

5. Sneezing during sex: shockingly erotic

6. Sidewalk chalk: release your inner child

7. Breathing fire: one step closer to dragon-mode

8. Heckling: some of these performance groups kinda suck

9. Eating chalk: it’s like TUMS but less medicinal

10. Shutting the fuck up: you need to chill.

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