Le Grand Blond avec Une Chaussure Noire, dir. Yves Robert
Let’s start soft. I watched this movie when I was young. Mireille Darc’s iconic dress (with the open back cut as low as it can get) was at the time the most scandalous thing I had ever seen. I had no idea what sex was, I’m pretty sure.
L’étudiante, dir. Claude Pinoteau
I expected this movie to be a sequel to the innocent film La Boum, and instead I was faced with Sophie Marceau’s naked body. I also watched it with my parents accidently thinking it was a PG movie.
The Blue Lagoon, dir. Randal Kleiser
I would have given it a 10/10 but I could NOT get behind the fact that the characters were distantly related in the movie… I’ll chalk that one up to the Victorian era.
Something about Mary, dir. Bobby and Peter Farrelly
You might think that there weren’t any notable sex scenes in that movie. But the “hair gel” one (look it up) made me shriek in disgust and then laugh to the point of tears. It just randomly pops up in my head sometimes.
Lady Bird, dir. Greta Gerwig
Timothée Chalamet and Sairose Ronan? Iconic. The “I was on top, who the fuck is on top for their first time?” line??? Unforgettable.
Titane, dir. Julia Ducournau
If Julia Ducourneau can win a Palme d’Or for making a woman have sex with a car at the fifteenth minute of the movie, anything is possible.
Saltburn, dir. Emerald Fennell
I watched it with my parents. Painful.
