HAROLD SAYS . . . is a weekly column by your Herald team of things we’d like you to do.
Listen
- “Breaking in Brooklyn,” Dogpark (2024)
- “Wristwatch,” MJ Lenderman (2024)
Watch
- Game 5 of the 2010 NBA Western Conference Finals
- “People Getting Punched Right Before Eating,” The Lonely Island (2007)
Read
- Moby-Dick, chapter 16: “The Ship”
- “Joel Embiid sees you,” Dotun Akintoye (2025)
Attend
- Rosh Hashana Community Dinner, Monday, Sept. 22, 6:30 at Orchard Street Shul.
- HUNK-O-MANIA, Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00.
- Vegan Speed Dating (Heterosexual), Wednesday, Sept. 24, 6:00-7:00, at The Cannon.
And Remember
- A man never walks in the same river twice, for it is not the same river, and he is not the same man.

