HAROLD SAYS . . . is a weekly column by your Herald team of things we’d like you to do.
Listen
- “Ssx,” The Hellp (2021)
- “Sextape,” Deftones (2010)
Watch
- “We Interrupt this Program,” Charles Atlas, 1991
- Brokeback Mountain, dir. Ang Lee (2005)
Read
- The Well of Loneliness, Radclyffe Hall (1928)
- The Herald Sex Issue 2025.
Attend
- HUNK-O-MANIA, Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m.
- Machinal, by Sophie Treadwell, in the Lighten Theater. 8:00 p.m., Thursday-Saturday.
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And Remember:
- Whether you were porking, ploughing, laying pipe, bumping uglies, knocking boots, buffing, bonking, boinking, doinking, or just plain fuckin’, thank you for pausing and taking a read of this very special anniversary Herald Sex Issue.

