OVERHEARD is a list of the funny, the strange, and the slightly concerning things we hear on campus when we just open our ears and invite ourselves into other people’s business!
“Think of salvation like being tapped for a society.”
“He dropped out of school. And not in the start-up way…”
“Do you think a come-to-Jesus moment is a double entendre?”
“And then the Yale intern I hired tried to fuck me: my wife and I aren’t together anymore.”
“Last thing you saw before hurling your tampon under his bed.”
“It wasn’t a typical weekend, I drank wine with a girl.”
“But like, Kurt Cobain wanted to do it… I think?”
“Don’t you think the artist wanted to represent all different colored buttholes?”
