Top 5 More Marketable Names for the Beyond Burger

5. Bed, Bath & Beyond Burger: Like furniture? Like food? Don’t have time to shop for both? Find it between the Yankee Candles and heavy-duty hand juicers.

 

4. Beyond the Sea Burger: It’s definitely not fish, but the customers don’t have to know that. Le ‘Ger de Mer for our more European audiences.

 

3. Impossible Burger: Let’s be real—these taste much better than the Beyond Burger. If we use the same name we’ll get at least half of their sales by pure chance. 

 

2. Burger: Nothing else. They won’t know what to do.

 

1. Beyoncé Burger: An easy sell, although the accent aigu will probably cost us extra for printing.

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