- Morris from Shang-Chi: someone buy me the plushie already
- Taskmaster: nothing better than watching British comedians slowly lose their minds
- The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer: there’s a reason it’s lasted, and the reason is that it’s horny as fuck
- Any collaboration between Baby Keem and Kendrick Lamar: top of the morning, top of the morning, top of the morning!
- The Almost-Legendary Morris Sisters by Julie Klam: nothing better than a good old deep dive into your roots, only to find out they’re not at all what you believed they were
- Ignorance: It’s bliss!
- Bliss: just choose bliss, it’s not hard
- Anything by Shel Silverstein: where does the sidewalk end???
- Goodnight Moon: prepare to sleep
- Iman’s dress at the Met Gala: slay
