Hello pudgy teenager
Eager to graduate to curvy adult
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Stairs are difficult for slinkies, the elderly and you
Sixteen is a bad age, everyone says so
Only Ann-Margret can pull it off
Nobody knows, pudgy teenager, about the boy you lust after
Over two years and still you’re obsessed
Trying to imagine his hands on your pudgy body
I’ve got a secret for you, pudgy teenager
Nothing ever comes of it and it’s okay
Though you pined for hours, and
Often cried dramatically into your pillowcase
You aren’t even that pudgy, pudgy teenager
On top of that, you are kind and brilliant and funny
Ugly fat bitch
