You’re at a crossroads, and there are Two Roads you can go down: drinking this beer, and not drinking this beer.
The first road will lead you to an oasis of ethylated bliss, leaving you refreshed and sated, with the prospect of a next drink being the only thing capable of rousing you from your seat. This beer is crisp, full-bodied, and only $5 at Rudy’s if you order it between the hours of 8 p.m. and 1 a.m. Use it to propel you through an evening of sloppy conversation and, if you’re there on a Saturday, even sloppier karaoke. Make yourself a friend, make yourself a night, make yourself a memory with the Two Roads Lager.
The other road is, for lack of a more polite term, boring. It’s water. It’s white bread. It’s hydration and sleep by 10. It’s more of the same, more of what you’ve always known.
I think you know which road to choose.
Overall: 8.3/10
