i’m so sad
the branford dining hall is under construction
i mourn with the students
where is the grilled cheese
i used to eat the crusts from the trash
now i must forage from bertie insley-say’s food dish
i would post an infographic to advocate for grilled cheese but i cannot,
for i am a rat!
i’m no remy
i am not a chef
i’m just a rat who lusts for grilled cheese
you used to care
you wrote ydn op-eds
about how closing the dining hall was the worst tragedy to befall your college in decades
ben, why have you abandoned me?
why have you forsaken me?
another day, another empty stomach
dreaming of golden days, scampering between the feet of students
collecting crumbs of baguette, bits of gruyere
for my children, edward and michael
this f**king rat wants grilled cheese so f**king bad