Will’s Cover Letter

Dear Potential Employers, Please give me a job. I am very handsome and also good at Microsoft Excel. If it is a client-facing job you are offering, I am not so handsome

Finding a Formal Date for my Suitemate

Hey Facebook! Calling all Yale men: are you an eligible bachelor looking for the *perfect* date to first year formal? Stop looking right now. Please go with my suitemate. Please.  Pros:  Super

Jeremy’s Dating Profile

What’s up, ladieeeeeeees? The name’s Jeremy and I’d love to kiss you. No worries if you don’t want to, though. We could also just turn on some Netflix and hug. I love

For Sale: My Oppression — Free

So, I got this approximately 21 years ago. I asked my mom about it, and she said that it’s a family heirloom passed down from generation to generation. After all of these

Credit/D/Fail: The Masked Singer

Credit: You are T-Pain. After a long and illustrious musical career, resplendent with hits like “I’m N Luv (Wit a Stripper)” and “Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin’),” you’ve finally settled down

Your New Year’s Resolution Sucks

Stop pretending. January’s over, and so are your “goals” for the year. You’re not going to read more. You can barely handle Audible. You haven’t been to Payne Whitney Gym since the